in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You were trust falling into bushes
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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