so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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