TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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