are you still at the devil's house?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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