so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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