No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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If I die, sorry about rent.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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