If i come over, it means nothing
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
this is an emotional support booty call
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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