what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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