i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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