You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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