if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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