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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
