Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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