I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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