lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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