belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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