He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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