She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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