SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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