marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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