One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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