can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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