Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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