Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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