i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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