After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She needs sedatives and a leash
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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