Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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