she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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