when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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