i think my mom watched the whole time
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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