I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
