no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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