Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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