so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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