why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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