If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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