apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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