i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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