My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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