Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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