Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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