Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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