YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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