how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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