What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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