What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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