Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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