white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Shame is for Republicans.
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