she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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