so explain again why im purple
no
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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