I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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