I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My life is pants optional.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
