I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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