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my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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