I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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