dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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