i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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