the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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